This morning as I was tying my shoes getting ready to head out the door for the old grind, I saw one of the greatest ideas since IM and the Flowbee.On The Today Show, this guy with an artificial eye wants to outfit his fake peeper with a video camera.

Wow. I’d do it. Don’t ask me twice. Take an eye, insert artificial camera eye, and away we go. Forget the helmet cam … The EYEBALL CAM? Fox would definitely be on board.

Joe Buck: “For this year’s World Series, we have the base-cam fixated on the corner of each bag in the infield. And new to the Fox viewing experience this year is the Eyeball Cam. One slugger from each team will bring you up close and personal to a 95 mile-per-hour heater… brought to you by Bausch and Lomb and Rayban.” (Read it to yourself in his voice. Seriously. It works.)

I just purchased the URL’s for www.eyeballcam.net (yes, somebody purchased www.eyeballcam.com) and www.eyetube.biz (how is eyetube.com, .net, and .org not available?). YES … www.youreyetube.com is still available.

Later suckers, I’m off to get rich. Catch you on the Lighter Side.